This is not so much a request for a pun. I had heard that there was a town in the Scandinavian region that was known for their puns, and that this was recognized throughout the country. This was a part of a larger conversation about puns in general and the fact that they are typically frowned upon in english, while many other languages celebrate the pun, and are in fact more pun-prone due to the structure of the language.
However, I cannot remember where I heard this, I believe it was a podcast, but I cannot recall.
So, what cultures celebrate the pun, and do you know of any cities or towns known for their puns?
Thanks :)
My Dad said this one at the store. "Look their protein is on sale. Some people would say no whey."
Because they don't have pockets.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
It's pastor bedtime
I was so happy for the newlywebs.
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
They / them
"Satisfaction Guaranteed....Or Your Mummy Back."
Seriously, any tips are welcome
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
Steps were taken.
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
She isn’t your friend anymore.
So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
Nicholas
Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"
Well at least they took a stab at it.
...because that's the center of a tent son.
Delivered
I said, "that's just gross.."
Go stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees.
Because anymore would be too farty.
Happy St. Paddy's Day!
A mosque-ito
Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali
Police are chasing some leads now
They are dead.
Should see it as an opportunity
From a well, actually..
They get into a huge fight about the best way to start the camp fire.
The two sit in silence for a few moments, cold and frustrated
The dad promptly reaches into his backpack, grabs a pair of scissors and tears into the wall of their canvas shelter.
The son yells, "What the heck are you doing, you maniac?!!?!?"
The dad turns to him, looks him dead in the eyes, and says, "Just trying to cut the tent-son."
Regular visits to the Cairo-practor.
Iron Man
With the F and E out, I guess someone quit.
They’re traveling light.
Incelery
So when they sniff and mark the same places everyday, they are just checking and responding to their pee-mail.
In their sleevies.
They have no balls to scratch
You'd think they'd move faster this way, but it just makes them more sluggish.
So they can Scandinavian!
