A list of puns related to "The Tenant"
He believes there’s nothing like the greyed-out doors.
They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.
🐜An ant knocked on the door of a house.
The house owner opened the door.
"I want a place to stay," said the ant.
"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said the owner.
The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room.
After some days, the ant brought in another ant 🐜and requested the owner, "Can you please allow this ant to stay with me?"
"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent," said the owner.
After some days the ant brought a 3rd 🐜ant and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them.
The owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.
This went on as the 🐜ant brought in more and more ants and the owner agreed to let them stay without any rent.
One fine day, the ant brought in the 10th ant 🐜and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them all.
The owner said, "OK, you can all stay here but now you all need to pay rent."
Now the question is:
Why did the owner ask for rent when the 10th ant came in? .
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Because they were now tenants! 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
The store keeper said that they ran out of stock of piccolos but he could rent out a flute, the lieutenant agreed promptly.
After the performance the lieutenant came back to the store to return the flute. The store keeper asked if he was the flute tenant
No I am the lieutenant
The next tenant tried to run a KFC but it didn't do very well because it was built on an ancient Indian aerial grounds.
So my dad was talking to an acquaintance of ours, who is a landlord. My dad's acquaintance said he went in to check on one of his tenants and found him dead in his Lay-Z-Boy watching TV, remote still in hand and T.V still running. My dad's response on hearing this bit of news "Welp, I bet he wasn't watching the Life Channel"
It's ok the rest are still tenants
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