Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet

Space X has really taken off this past year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domundead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I suggested a new name for the planet Saturn to an astrophysicist and he seemed to like it

He said it had a nice ring to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterApple512
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?

Its pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckyClassicTho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"

"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riskable
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.

Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was not worth the trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?

Saturn Uranus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ochoytnik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.

It's a Thor subject for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?

He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Did you know being a minute is the most dangerous job on the planet?

Because every 60 seconds, a minute passes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitanGuppie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Did you hear about the sheep on Yoda’s planet?

Dey go baaaaa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suamigojose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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How can you tell that Saturn is the most liked planet in our galaxy?

If you like it, then you have to put a ring on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rustychance
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Saving the planet with humour (Just Eat)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daniellaid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, β€œWhat’s your favourite planet?”

Her: It’s Venus.

Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Collectively speaking, which are the richest animals on the planet?

Chickens... All of them have at least one buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdubluu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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If monkeys start stealing clothes from everyone it'll be the Rise of the planet of the Dr'apes'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/our_lord23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Some people dont know why the planets orbit around the sun...

They just don't understand the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezzlez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What did Earth say to the other planets?

Wow you guys have no life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..

Happy bEarthday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyatt1313
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Passing the planet to the next generation v.redd.it/hmxcb704tp221
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What do the green aliens from planet express order when they’re at the bar?

Duclawwwwwwwww

Edit: **Pizza Planet. Coffee had not kicked in yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyb55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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The planet of Dagobah's favourite music
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What did the earth say to the other planets?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandad76
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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The Mars rovers have to be sterile before being sent to the planet to prevent cross contamination. Just one germ and they must clean the spaceship again...

The whole mission must be scrubbed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What do they call the golden ratio on the planet of the apes?

The gibbonacci sequence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What is a planet and a black hole at the same time

Uranus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-R-Bros
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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The planet that Hitler hates the most is

Jewpiter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashishshaker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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What’s the difference between the largest plane and the largest planet

1 T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteThots
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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None of the planets in our solar system have shown interest in a relationship with Pluto

He's just too cold and distant.

Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxRings
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Dawn of the Planet of the Snapes (x-post from /r/battleshops)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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Throughout the entire existence of planet Earth

Dinosaurs were known to have the largest mouths before going extinct.

It was truly the epoch of lips before their apocalypse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sumguywithkids
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Did you guys know that wood is the most poplar building material on the planet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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If we ever start colonizing other planets, I propose that we rename the Internet to the PlaNet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndroidScript
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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You can travel the whole earth if you planet properly !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dactkong
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2017
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What do you say to a happy latino father from the planet Pandora?

Feliz Na'avi dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oliludeea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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What planet do the most dogs live on?

Planet "arff"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweeshums
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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What did earth say to the other planets?

Wow, you guys have no life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopNepper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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What did Earth say to the other planets?

Wow, you guys have no life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writechriswrite
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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What did earth say to the other planets

Wow, you guys have no life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGamerBoy015
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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What did Earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hohlernr
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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