I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet.
Seriously, it had 360 degrees!
I was walking into the grocery store today and this guy asked if I wanted a pamphlet on saving the planet
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet
Space X has really taken off this past year
I suggested a new name for the planet Saturn to an astrophysicist and he seemed to like it
He said it had a nice ring to it.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
Its pasteurized before you see it.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Did you know being a minute is the most dangerous job on the planet?
Because every 60 seconds, a minute passes
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY
Did you hear about the sheep on Yoda’s planet?
How can you tell that Saturn is the most liked planet in our galaxy?
If you like it, then you have to put a ring on it.
Saving the planet with humour (Just Eat)
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Collectively speaking, which are the richest animals on the planet?
Chickens... All of them have at least one buck.
If monkeys start stealing clothes from everyone it'll be the Rise of the planet of the Dr'apes'
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life
Some people dont know why the planets orbit around the sun...
They just don't understand the gravity of the situation.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
The planet of Dagobah's favourite music
What did the earth say to the other planets?
What do the green aliens from planet express order when they’re at the bar?
Duclawwwwwwwww
Edit: **Pizza Planet. Coffee had not kicked in yet.
The Mars rovers have to be sterile before being sent to the planet to prevent cross contamination. Just one germ and they must clean the spaceship again...
The whole mission must be scrubbed.
What is a planet and a black hole at the same time
The planet that Hitler hates the most is
What’s the difference between the largest plane and the largest planet
None of the planets in our solar system have shown interest in a relationship with Pluto
He's just too cold and distant.
Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship
Dawn of the Planet of the Snapes (x-post from /r/battleshops)
Did you guys know that wood is the most poplar building material on the planet?
Throughout the entire existence of planet Earth
Dinosaurs were known to have the largest mouths before going extinct.
It was truly the epoch of lips before their apocalypse
If we ever start colonizing other planets, I propose that we rename the Internet to the PlaNet.
You can travel the whole earth if you planet properly !
What did earth say to the other planets?
Wow, you guys have no life.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow, you guys have no life.
What did earth say to the other planets
Wow, you guys have no life
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