When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
He wood've turned out great too, had he not turned to the other side
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Boomer on the other side of the phone.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
My husband walked into the proctologists office, and I knew then that the doctor must have a child as well when I heard the words from the other side of the door,
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.
I mean, imagine all the peepholes.
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︎ May 14 2020
I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!
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︎ Jan 29 2020
Halo from the other side...
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︎ Apr 01 2019
A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, βHey, how do I get to the other side of the river?β
The other man responds, βYou are on the other side of the river.β
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︎ Nov 03 2016
What does a couch say to another couch at the other side od the room?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
By the way, I was looking at the other side
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︎ Jan 22 2019
I saw my ex-girlfriend standing on the other side of the museum, but I didnβt go and say hi.
There was just too much history between us.
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︎ Apr 23 2018
Do you know why some people bang on the side of the ketchup bottle while others bang on the bottom of the ketchup bottle?
Me: No. Why?
Him: To get the ketchup out.
Told to me by my grandfather-in-law as I was banging on the side of the ketchup bottle.
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︎ Dec 13 2015
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall into a ravine on the other side...
...needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.
That side has more geese in it.
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︎ Jan 11 2018
I was driving along the road and there was this sign that said, "Road ahead closed. Please use other side."
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︎ Oct 17 2018
I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.
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︎ Jan 22 2019
I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.
It was replete with pleats.
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︎ Jan 22 2019
After years of studying the flight patterns of ducks, scientists finally determined why one side of the "V" is always longer than the other.
There are more ducks on that side.
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︎ Dec 16 2018
Why was Thor mad at the guy quietly chilling at the other side of the bar?
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︎ Feb 20 2018
When geese fly in a "V" why is one side always bigger than the other?
Because there's more geese on that side. Easily my favorite joke ever told by my father.
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︎ Mar 22 2018
If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the SHELL station
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︎ Jul 09 2018
My dad asked me if I knew why one side of the "V" geese fly in was longer than the other
Because there are more geese in it... Thanks dad
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︎ Sep 10 2016
The other side says "Our Wurst is Best!"
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︎ Feb 24 2014
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because thereβs more ducks on that side
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︎ Dec 09 2020
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
When you see birds flying in a βvβ shape, youβll see more birds on one side than the other. Want to know why?
Itβs because there are more birds on that side.
... Iβll see myself out.
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︎ May 23 2020
When geese fly in a Vee, do you know why one side of the Vee is longer than the other?
There's more geese on that side
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︎ Mar 23 2020
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Sometimes when birds fly, they fly in a V shape, and sometimes one side of that V is longer than the other. You know why that is?
There's more birds on that side.
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︎ Jul 02 2017
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side?
I mean, imagine all the peepholes!
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︎ Feb 16 2019
When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
Thereβs more birds on one side.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
When birds fly in a "V" do you know why one side is longer than the other?
Theres more birds on that side.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?
There are more geese on that side
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︎ Oct 26 2018
You know how ducks fly in a "V"? Do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
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︎ May 06 2019
When birds fly in a V, why is one side longer than the other?
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︎ Oct 22 2017
When geese and ducks fly in a v-pattern, do you know why one side is almost always longer than the other?
Because there are more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
When geese fly in a V, do you know why one side is longer then the other?
That side has more geese in it.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
Do you know when birds fly in a V shape why one side is usually longer than the other?
There are more birds on that side.
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︎ Nov 29 2018
You know how ducks fly in a V formation? Do you know why the one side of the V is longer than the other?
There are more ducks on that side.
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︎ Mar 05 2018
So you know how birds fly in a "V" formation? Do you know why one side is longer than the other?
Because there are more birds on that side.
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