When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

That side has more birds.

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So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice

Orzo it seems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrscottib23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamerspoon
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He wood've turned out great too, had he not turned to the other side
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Boomer on the other side of the phone.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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My husband walked into the proctologists office, and I knew then that the doctor must have a child as well when I heard the words from the other side of the door,

>Here comes the plane!

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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.

I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Halo from the other side...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreggRulzOkay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, β€œHey, how do I get to the other side of the river?”

The other man responds, β€œYou are on the other side of the river.”

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What does a couch say to another couch at the other side od the room?

We are sofa apart!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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By the way, I was looking at the other side
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I saw my ex-girlfriend standing on the other side of the museum, but I didn’t go and say hi.

There was just too much history between us.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Do you know why some people bang on the side of the ketchup bottle while others bang on the bottom of the ketchup bottle?

Me: No. Why?

Him: To get the ketchup out.

Told to me by my grandfather-in-law as I was banging on the side of the ketchup bottle.

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A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall into a ravine on the other side...

...needless to say, he lost his sh*t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shi-Rokku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.

That side has more geese in it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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I was driving along the road and there was this sign that said, "Road ahead closed. Please use other side."

It made me cross 😑

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I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.

I was de-pleated.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.

It was replete with pleats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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After years of studying the flight patterns of ducks, scientists finally determined why one side of the "V" is always longer than the other.

There are more ducks on that side.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Why was Thor mad at the guy quietly chilling at the other side of the bar?

He was too low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/divB_is_zero
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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When geese fly in a "V" why is one side always bigger than the other?

Because there's more geese on that side. Easily my favorite joke ever told by my father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fudder_Budder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the SHELL station

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angadb456
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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My dad asked me if I knew why one side of the "V" geese fly in was longer than the other

Because there are more geese in it... Thanks dad

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The other side says "Our Wurst is Best!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrifticted
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

Because there are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempestWest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?

Because there’s more ducks on that side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanpatrick2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkinDeep69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foshizi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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When you see birds flying in a β€œv” shape, you’ll see more birds on one side than the other. Want to know why?

It’s because there are more birds on that side.

... I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toasterpoodle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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When geese fly in a Vee, do you know why one side of the Vee is longer than the other?

There's more geese on that side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montero65
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

There are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesearejazzhands
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Sometimes when birds fly, they fly in a V shape, and sometimes one side of that V is longer than the other. You know why that is?

There's more birds on that side.

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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side?

I mean, imagine all the peepholes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There’s more birds on one side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBatman23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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When birds fly in a "V" do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Theres more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeMikeMike23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?

There are more geese on that side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OstidTabarnak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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You know how ducks fly in a "V"? Do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

More Ducks.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OttieandEddie
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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When birds fly in a V, why is one side longer than the other?

More birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGritty17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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When geese and ducks fly in a v-pattern, do you know why one side is almost always longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

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When geese fly in a V, do you know why one side is longer then the other?

That side has more geese in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Undisputed138
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Do you know when birds fly in a V shape why one side is usually longer than the other?

There are more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aussietin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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You know how ducks fly in a V formation? Do you know why the one side of the V is longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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So you know how birds fly in a "V" formation? Do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

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