I'm running a D&D campaign and I figured out the best riddle for the players to solve to open a door.
"Take thine father's blade and ascend!"
>!The solution is Pa's Sword 1234!<
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︎ May 03 2021
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before you open it?
Because there could be a salad dressing!
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I'm sick and tired of people coming into my house, trying to sell me books, and then just marching out and leaving the door wide open.
Were these people born in a Barnes and Noble or something?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why did the clown hold the door open?
Because it's a nice jester
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Just open the door!
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︎ Aug 15 2020
People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.
I walked into a chilly reception.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her...
Instead I swam up to the surface.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, βIf the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?β
I said, βNo, we will still be friends.β
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︎ Aug 16 2020
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Why did Jesus leave the door to his tomb open?
Because he was born in a barn.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Wheeeen youuuu open the doors and you see lots of drawers
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︎ Jun 24 2020
To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
If anyone wants to come and talk about why my stuff keeps getting stolen, the door is always open.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
What are the 2 words that will open a lot of doors in your life?
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︎ Sep 30 2019
My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."
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︎ Feb 17 2019
(People from the UK will get this) What key opens every door?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I went my Grandma's house to eat some bananas, when she opens the door I go:
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I yelled at my son, βStop leaving the freezer door open!β
βThis is why we canβt have ice things.β
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︎ Mar 31 2019
Why did the man smear jelly on the open door?
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︎ Apr 09 2019
My dad told me that back in the day, Jesus had a habit of leaving doors open all the time.
Itβs like he was born in a barn or something.
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︎ Dec 29 2018
βSon, remember these two magic words. They will open up the doors in your life.β
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︎ May 26 2018
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case thereβs a salad dressing
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there's a salad dressing
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Hold the door open for a clown
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︎ Jan 07 2021
A clown held the door open for me
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I held the door open for a clown
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︎ Dec 02 2020
The other day I held the door open for a clown
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︎ Aug 24 2020
A clown held the door open for me today.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
A man dressed as a clown held the door open for me today at the store.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
I held the door open for a clown today
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I always knock on the fridge door before i open it,
Just in case there is a salad dressing
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︎ Feb 19 2019
A clown held the door open for me yesterday
I thought that was a nice jester.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
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︎ Feb 20 2016
I held the door open for a clown...
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︎ Apr 08 2018
Why couldn't the man open the door?
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︎ Jun 25 2016
A clown held the door open for me today.
It was a very kind jester
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︎ Aug 06 2019
I always knock on the door before I open the fridge.
Just in case thereβs a salad dressing.
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︎ Jun 01 2019
A clown held a door open for me the other day!
It was a very nice jester.
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︎ Feb 20 2019
I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
Just in case there is salad dressing
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it; just in case there's a salad dressing
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︎ Feb 24 2019
I am afraid to open the refrigerator door...
I might see a salad dressing.
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