I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, “If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?”
I said, “No, we will still be friends.”
The other day I held the door open for a clown
What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?
Wheeeen youuuu open the doors and you see lots of drawers
To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
If anyone wants to come and talk about why my stuff keeps getting stolen, the door is always open.
What are the 2 words that will open a lot of doors in your life?
(People from the UK will get this) What key opens every door?
My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."
I went my Grandma's house to eat some bananas, when she opens the door I go:
I yelled at my son, “Stop leaving the freezer door open!”
“This is why we can’t have ice things.”
Why did the man smear jelly on the open door?
My dad told me that back in the day, Jesus had a habit of leaving doors open all the time.
It’s like he was born in a barn or something.
“Son, remember these two magic words. They will open up the doors in your life.”
I left the door open and my wife asked if I was born in a tent.
I said "Of course not honey, I was born in a hospital with automatic doors."
What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn’t open the door?
A son says to his dad, "Hey I'm going to get a soda, you need anything?". The dad says, "Yeah, get me a beer. Actually, make it two cans.". The son goes into the kitchen and is gone for about an hour and a half. The door opens up and he asks his son, "What the hell took so long?".
The son says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three different pet stores before I found one that sold toucans.".
My grandfather is always saying that, back in the day, people could leave their doors open…
Which is probably why his submarine sank...
I've been trying to force open my car door to get my drab, light-brown shorts for the past hour now...
...I left my khakis on the front seat.
Ash Ketchum only wanted Professor Oak to open the door and show his Pokémon.
"C'mon, just let me take a little Pikachu!"
It's - 30 degrees Celsius outside, the door is open and someone knocks Steve outside... I guess you could say that he was knocked out cold.
When people hold the door open for me
I got in my car and put the key in the ignition but left my door open because it was hot.
There is this ding to tell me my keys are in the ignition still. I shut the door and the ding stops. But I turn on the car and it starts dinging again for my seatbelt notice.
Man, if it's not one ding it's another.
How do you open the door on Thanksgiving Day?
When Link couldn't get the door to open, Zelda asked him to...
So we were about to leave a cafe which had one of those two sided open/closed signs on the inside of a glass door...
At this point, the "closed" part was facing us. So I recoiled in horror and exclaimed "the outside's closed! Looks like we're trapped in here".
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me
It was such a nice jester
I usually knock on the fridge door before I open it
Just in case there is a salad dressing
A clown held the door open for me today.
The other day I held the door open for a clown.
I thought it was a nice jester.
I held the door open for a clown today
I always knock the fridge door before I open it
Just incase there's a salad dressing
A man dressed as a clown held the door open for me today at the store.
A clown held the door open for me yesterday
I thought that was a nice jester.
I always knock on the fridge door before i open it,
Just in case there is a salad dressing
A clown held the door open for me today.
It was a very kind jester
I always knock on the door before I open the fridge.
Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.
It was such a nice jester.
Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
A clown just held the door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
Just in case there is salad dressing
I held the door open for a clown...
A clown held a door open for me the other day!
It was a very nice jester.
I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it; just in case there's a salad dressing
I am afraid to open the refrigerator door...
I might see a salad dressing.
Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
Why couldn't the man open the door?
The other day I held the door open for a clown...
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