Fun fact, Buildings now have a room that if you walk right in it and close the door the dame door will open somewhere else in the building
That's an elevator for ya
Edit- dame was supposed to be same
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I'm sick and tired of people coming into my house, trying to sell me books, and then just marching out and leaving the door wide open.
Were these people born in a Barnes and Noble or something?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
My uncle always said "when one door closes another door opens"
Great guy,terrible kitchen fitter.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
How do you open a green door
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︎ Mar 14 2021
My grandfather always used to say, βAs one door closes another one opens.β
Lovely man.
Terrible cabinet maker.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case thereβs a salad dressing
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︎ Aug 29 2020
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why did the clown hold the door open?
Because it's a nice jester
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︎ Jan 08 2021
grandpa told me: "if a door closes somewhere, another opens
he was a really bad cabinet maker...
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Before he passed away, my grandfather said, βHere are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.β
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︎ May 11 2020
People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.
I walked into a chilly reception.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Just came home to find all my doors and windows open, everything's gone!
Who would do that to another person's Advent Calendar?!
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︎ Dec 01 2020
My grandpa always told me "when one door closes another one opens."
A lovely and inspiring man...makes shit cabinets though.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Just open the door!
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︎ Aug 15 2020
My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her...
Instead I swam up to the surface.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
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︎ Nov 14 2020
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, βIf the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?β
I said, βNo, we will still be friends.β
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Why did Jesus leave the door to his tomb open?
Because he was born in a barn.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Do you know what a ghost uses to open a door ?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My dad always said "as one door closes another one opens"
He never quite got the hang of assembling Ikea furniture.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What do you call a door that doesn't open?
A jar.
Edit:
Apparently this isn't original, and there's a "real" version of this joke.
When is a door not a door?
When itβs ajar.
Thanks for the correction, u/TheRealTripleH !
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
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︎ Sep 06 2020
In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelterβ¦
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I am pulling my hair out to think of that R & B singer who opens doors
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︎ Sep 06 2020
My office door would not stay open.
I finally put a stop to that.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, βDad, what do you think this is?...
...the Land of the Rising Son?β
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︎ Jul 20 2020
My grandad always said: "When one door closes, another one opens"...
...Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Wheeeen youuuu open the doors and you see lots of drawers
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What does James Hetfeild call his door when it's open?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I left my garage door open yesterday, and someone stole my limbo stick.
Like seriously, how low can you go?
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︎ May 06 2020
To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
If anyone wants to come and talk about why my stuff keeps getting stolen, the door is always open.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Hold the door open for a clown
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︎ Jan 07 2021
A clown held the door open for me
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there's a salad dressing
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︎ Sep 19 2020
My grandfather always said that when one door closes, another one opens.
He was a terrible cabinetmaker.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I held the door open for a clown
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︎ Dec 02 2020
The other day I held the door open for a clown
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︎ Aug 24 2020
When one door closes, another one opens
Other than that, itβs a pretty good car.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, βRemember these two words. Itβll open a lot of doors for you in life.β
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︎ Mar 23 2019
A clown held the door open for me today.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.
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︎ Nov 06 2018
My grandpa used to say "When one door closes, another shall open"
He was a great man, but a terrible cupboard maker.
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︎ May 04 2020
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, βRemember these two words. Itβll open a lot of doors for you in life.β
βPushβ and βPullβ.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
What are the 2 words that will open a lot of doors in your life?
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