No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao
Elvish
A pair of frittatas.
How dairy!
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
It loses its SNβs.
(I donβt know why I made this terrible joke)
Student said βyou said the formula was H to Oβ.
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
Spine
But others will say nomster
Itβs ok, Toucan play that game.
Some might call me a monster, others a nomster
Edit: credit: u/Mr_PoodlePants. My b, forgot about this.
#BUYBUYBUY
No-el no-L
Skipper of course.
I was diagnosed with bye-polar disorder
That's bang out of order.
They're my worst NME.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
It was a total witch hunt
"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."
Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.
He called me a nomster
