I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.

The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!

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👤︎ u/teduh
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Dad joked my wife and son. Feeling very proud.

Okay so today is payday and my wife and I were making up our budget. My son (2 years old) comes over and takes the pen trying to color on my wife's notebook. We turn it to a blank page and just let him go crazy.

He then starts trying to color on himself, marking a line on his forehead.

I take the pen and say, "No Joshua! That's where I, (looked at my wife when I said this next part) DRAW THE LINE." Wife groaned, my son wined for a bit, I laughed my ass off.

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📅︎ Sep 04 2015
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The kids and I went to get some school supplies

We decided to go to the local dollar tree to get a few binders and notebooks

"We aren't supposed to go in the store, it's against our religion"

"Why's that?"

"It is idollartree"

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📅︎ Sep 05 2016
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