Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?

To get to the bottom...

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What did Tarzan say when he saw elephants coming over the hill?

"Here come the elephants coming over the hill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelaray
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What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?

Well, it’s black and white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What is orange and hikes around in the hills?

A wanderine

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The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is

because it's peak comedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/languagepotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.

They were the Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sterntoothz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking!.... JK ROLLING!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was not worth the trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?

Egg rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.

Those were Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunk98
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them

Then one spine turns and says to the other β€œwe missed the bus!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikoklis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I was reminded of the time’s when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....

Those were the GOODYEARS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffro4140
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.

I guess it went down without a hitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Two peanuts rolling down the hill

One of them was assaulted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why did the mycologist go up into the hills?

He wanted to find the morel high ground.

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There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...

"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.

It’s 90108

^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakemg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?

Walking

JK

Rolling

sorry if it’s a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xDaf2ya
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.

"It's not rock. It science."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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If you crumble Tums over an ant hill, the ants will start making bizarre shapes from the mound...

They'll be tripping on antacid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitrocloud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

Because it ran out of juice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxas-The-Nobody
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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Everyone's heard of Beverly Hills, 90210. But do you know the zip to Dawson's Creek?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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(Turn the dome light on in the car before you start climbing a hill)

Wait till some one asks why you did that.

"I needed to make the car lighter to climb this hill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0sz3fB0Y
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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My mother-in-law always wanted to visit the Valley of a Thousand Hills, so I've booked her trip -

a week on each hill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I rolled a rock down the hill with an elastic band around it, and It hit a passerby.

My rock band, the rolling stones, was an instant hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did the orange only roll half way down the hill?

He ran out of juice! 🍊πŸ₯€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrizzlyBaird2112
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?

To get to the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djendb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire

those were goodyears!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. J.K. Rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking

J/K

Rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gogo726
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?

To get to the bottom...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olisticu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire.

Those were Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Why did the toilet go down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eljosho1986
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I remember our childhood quite fondly. My favorite memory is when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I still remember fondly the times dad used to roll us down the hill inside tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside of a tire.

Those were the Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoneMoreHip
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_19s
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mesir
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking ... JK, Rowling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tholls30
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

He ran.

JK...rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamironmankevin
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking.

JK, rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickelsurprise
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down the hill...

They were GoodYears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewwap
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