Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
What did Tarzan say when he saw elephants coming over the hill?
"Here come the elephants coming over the hill"
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Whatβs the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?
Well, itβs black and white.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What is orange and hikes around in the hills?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
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︎ Dec 29 2020
You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
By walking!.... JK ROLLING!
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.
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︎ May 31 2020
Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them
Then one spine turns and says to the other βwe missed the bus!!β
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I was reminded of the timeβs when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....
Those were the GOODYEARS.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.
I guess it went down without a hitch
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Two peanuts rolling down the hill
One of them was assaulted.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Why did the mycologist go up into the hills?
He wanted to find the morel high ground.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawsonβs Creek.
Itβs 90108
^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...
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︎ Mar 04 2019
How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?
Walking
JK
Rolling
sorry if itβs a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.
"It's not rock. It science."
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︎ Mar 08 2020
If you crumble Tums over an ant hill, the ants will start making bizarre shapes from the mound...
They'll be tripping on antacid!
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it ran out of juice
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︎ Nov 10 2017
Everyone's heard of Beverly Hills, 90210. But do you know the zip to Dawson's Creek?
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︎ Jan 17 2019
(Turn the dome light on in the car before you start climbing a hill)
Wait till some one asks why you did that.
"I needed to make the car lighter to climb this hill"
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︎ Dec 10 2016
My mother-in-law always wanted to visit the Valley of a Thousand Hills, so I've booked her trip -
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I rolled a rock down the hill with an elastic band around it, and It hit a passerby.
My rock band, the rolling stones, was an instant hit.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Why did the orange only roll half way down the hill?
He ran out of juice!
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire
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︎ Aug 10 2020
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Why did the toilet go down the hill?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
I remember our childhood quite fondly. My favorite memory is when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
I still remember fondly the times dad used to roll us down the hill inside tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside of a tire.
Those were the Goodyears.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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︎ Sep 08 2019
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
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︎ May 24 2019
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
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︎ Sep 03 2015
I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down the hill...
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