The Grey Puns

A list of puns related to "The Grey"

There's a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the latest bond movie.

Because he has NO TIME TO DYE.

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👤︎ u/Next-Winner-1240
📅︎ Nov 09 2021
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Did you hear the news about the man who died while sipping an earl grey?

It was a casualtea

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👤︎ u/harvest86
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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What is grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?

A wolf...

I just added the cement to make it hard.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ May 17 2021
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I was out on a safari when i saw this big, fat, grey animal limping painfully toward a muddy pond. I asked the tour guide if it was injured...

He said, "No, it's just a hip-hurt-potamus"

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👤︎ u/pthelynese
📅︎ May 05 2021
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What do you say the second time you have Grey Poupon?

Dijon vu

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👤︎ u/uneeq33
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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👤︎ u/TiredMemeReference
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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Did you hear? One attendee dumped a pot of Earl Grey over another attendee's head at the apiarists' convention.

Truly, brewed tea was in the eye of the bee-holder.

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👤︎ u/zamoose
📅︎ Mar 26 2017
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For the longest time I thought priest's collars were grey

I guess I'm just collar blind.

Thanks Michael Scott.

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👤︎ u/space_bartender
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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My Mum was asked how the 50 Shades of Grey movie was...

Dad cuts in and replies "she hasn't had a chance to go yet, she's been tied up".

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👤︎ u/rhonage
📅︎ Feb 23 2015
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My favorite college teacher, Professor Grey, had the most unforgettable final exams.

It was the Grey Test of all time.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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I used to go over to my grandmother's house in the middle of the night and drink earl grey with her. It was our ritual. I called this evening out of habit, forgetting she had passed away, and her ghost answered.

I guess you could call it a boo-tea call.

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👤︎ u/NWmba
📅︎ Oct 31 2015
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A man asked a barista the price (in dollars) of a cup of a cup of earl grey and the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

"For tea, two" the barista responded.

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👤︎ u/Xechwill
📅︎ Sep 10 2018
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I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it.

He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."

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👤︎ u/juggilinjnuggala
📅︎ May 02 2018
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Don't put the Lady Grey tea next to the Earl Grey tea..

Or else you will get baby Grey tea.

An awful one from my dad

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👤︎ u/Carotti
📅︎ Dec 05 2014
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Why is there grey poop on the mustard?

Why is there grey poop on the mustard? Because they got it from Dijon!

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👤︎ u/j0em4n
📅︎ Jun 16 2014
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My 17yr old wanted some cream cheese. Asked if she wanted the 50 Shades of Grey kind...

You know...Whipped

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👤︎ u/PoweredByADD
📅︎ Dec 07 2013
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