I was a dad for less than 24 hours when I came up with this one

We had a little girl at 34 weeks. She was very fussy and the nurse called her a little diva.

I responded with, “More like a preemie-Donna”

The wife groaned and rolled her eyes.

The nurse asked for permission to use that since we were in the NICU.

I made it, fellas.

Oh, and mom and baby are doing well!

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In the car with my girlfriend...

So my girlfriend and I are driving in the car and she's talking about her roommates

GF: "And she can be a real prima donna"

Me: "At least she's not a post-madonna!"

Cue groans :)

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