A list of puns related to "Maya Ford"
Now that I finally have a beautiful place to store my fragrances I thought I'd share it with you! Half the fun of fragrances for me is both wearing and admiring them, and seeing them displayed like this every day brings me so much joy. (In case anyone wants to know, shelf and vines from Target, 3-section organizer from Marshall's, glass dish and mini cups from Daiso. Side note, sake cups are perfect for organizing/displaying mini fragrance samples, lol).
A bit about my fragrance journey: I used to think that I didn't like perfume at all when I was younger, but it turns out that I just didn't like any of the ones I had smelled up to that point - that has changed immensely in the last three years or so. I have written a post before about loving fragrance but having a bad sense of smell, but I have found sampling many different types of fragrances has widened my taste and really helped me develop my sense of smell, for fine perfumes as well as in my daily life. Currently I am focusing on getting through some of the samples I have before I buy any more. I don't think I have a "type" when it comes to fragrances, I'll try anything. I've written a little bit about some of my scents, if you'd like to hear my thoughts or opinions on any of these I'd be happy to write about them!
The grand list:
BOTTLES (L-R):
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
K9P
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
You officially hit rock bottom
No it doesn't.
And then you will all be sorry.
Now itβs syncing.
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
βthank you for your cervix.β
...sails are going through the roof.
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