The Committee Puns

A list of puns related to "The Committee"

I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee...

But they don't really need the support

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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HELP WANTED: the Committee of Underlying Nasal Tissue Symptoms needs a new acronym
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👤︎ u/CVSSR
📅︎ May 17 2019
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My son brought me a permission slip to join the safety committee at school.

I signed it, but I still can't figure out why the tea isn't safe.

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👤︎ u/sric2838
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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What do you call people with funny nipples?

The witty titty committee

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👤︎ u/dan2107
📅︎ Jan 14 2022
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What do you call a group of kittens?

The itty-bitty Kitty committee!

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👤︎ u/ALizardKing
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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Candidates for the president of the Evolution Society said that the anonymous votes were fudged...

But the committee assured them it was just natural selection!

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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My school has an issue with weed on campus...

... they formed a joint committee to try to solve the problem.

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👤︎ u/_aikaterine
📅︎ May 14 2013
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