A list of puns related to "The City"
She was dissappointed to find out I was a bus driver.
I told the attendant that I didn’t want to run “afowl” of the law.
She did not laugh.
Sandy Eggo
They need to grow up…in a stable environment.
Sidewalk
They're all Sevillians.
Xaro Xhoan Doxxing told them
Who-ston
But they are all quite small for what you pay for.
So on my latest visit to an apartment I accepted it straight away. I have to admit that there's not much room.
So I threw in a shiitake. Now there's mushroom
With a confused but serious look the officer replied "The (city-name) Police Department doesn't have any balls sir". After my brief chuckle he used the force to arrest me. Not the light force or the dark force. He used excessive force. The light sabers are black and made of wood but they really hurt. The force was strong with that one.
That’s back when he was just a batboy, before he became a Batman.
It was a groundbreaking discovery.
See you dad!
I said, "That's suburban."
Dublin, because it keeps Dublin and Dublin.
In a neighborhood down on Mane Street.
They mayor may not.
They looked in every Nuuk and cranny!
Cork. It fits in the top of a bottle.
We had to keep telling him that 'Dome wasn't built in a ray'.
You have to feel it to believe it
The stadiums. That's where all the fans are!
It's was a con-do-it program.
It’s Dublin every year.
They said if I have a spill it’s my own asphalt.
The police are desperately looking for Leeds
Helsinki
Sacramento.
So there was this conductor who was part of a bus route that went through silk board every morning. So one day he sees this guy running towards the bus screaming at the conductor to stop the bus but the conductor doesn't feel like it, and the guy slips while running, is hit by a car and dies.
As a punishment for his sin, a bolt of lightning hits the conductor but he escapes unscathed.
A week later he sees another guy run towards the same bus and because of his remorse stops the bus, so that another accident doesn't occur. The guy gets on but soon collapses due to a heart attack and dies. Due to a mix up in hell, a bolt of lightning strikes the conductor again and this time he dies instantaneously.
How is this possible?
It's cause he was a bad conductor the first time, and a good conductor the second time.
Sing-a-poor
Ireland - because it is always Dublin
Every year they drop the ball
San Diego
It was a lost Shaker assault.
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
I claimed self de-fence
It just keeps Dublin and Dublin and Dublin.
Ciudad!
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
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