When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils....they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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How many dead bodies are buried in the average American cemetery?

All of them

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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How would you call a dick growing on the other side of the body?

The cocktail

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who had the left side of his body cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urmed02
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with body spray today

Now I have this weird Axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LykoStudios
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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So apparently when you die, the last part of your body that stops working is your pupils..

It’s because they di-late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_beard2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Funeral homes might start displaying bodies of the deceased again after Covid-19 lockdown...

But that remains go be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianHusky
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?

Spine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?

"NO WHEY!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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My wife asked, β€œIf someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”

I told her I think it’s worth a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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A pyromaniac from my hometown accidentally killed himself in a fire, but nobody even showed up to identify the body.

I guess he urned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1P221
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I've got the body of a porn star....

All my clothes says XXXX.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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How did the police identify the body of a dead monk?

They checked his transcen-dental records.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funk_Dunker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...

...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.

But the doctor said he’ll be all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.

So I googled and told him exactly what I found.

Basically a skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Introducing the fauna of the human body
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj_seravla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?

Lukewarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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My uncle was in a terrible accident, and lost the entire left side of his body.

He's all right, now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What part of the body always loses?

Defeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Randumb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.

It’s the bee’s knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What is the most boring body of water to cross?

The Redundan-Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Did you guys hear about the guy that had the whole left side of his body amputated?

He's all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuckie_Thunder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts

Ana Tomic: Ally, correct

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...

He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What's the heaviest part of your body?

Your skele-ton!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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TIL: Two elephants of the same herd won’t go into the same body of water together at the same time.

It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.

It’s the neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pauldeanbumgarner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.

I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/losersmanual
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?

Tony Hancock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitcoinBanker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.

Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Which is the funniest bone in the human body?

Humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KemalKinali
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of Google search results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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If you were a ghost what part of the body would turn you on the most?

Boooooooobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joehsmash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Of all my body parts, my fingers are the most reliable.

I can always count on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killerinstinct101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .

But it sure is up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhotonSharpedo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body.

I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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When he is thirsty, what does the overconfident man say is his favorite body part?

"Surely temple."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheelay_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Can you name all the bones in the body?

It's called a skeleton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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The sculptor was going to make a full body statue

But he stopped at the chest and called the project a bust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mini_Mega
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?

Spine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Puns about the body are usually corny. But puns about the eyes are even
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizitushkid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Which part of your body is the last thing to die?

Your eyes. They dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark503
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Why are pupils the last part of your body to die?

Because they dilate.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?

he’s all right now

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What part of the body always loses?

Da feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaTyster2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What part of the body loses the most?

Defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mewtwo_Nex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Which part of our body lives the longest?

Pupils...they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anvesh_parab
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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hey did you hear about the guy who cut off the left half of his body??

he’s all right now.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What part of the body always loses?

De-Feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer_Cuber358
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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