When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils....they dilate.
How many dead bodies are buried in the average American cemetery?
How would you call a dick growing on the other side of the body?
Did you hear about the guy who had the left side of his body cut off?
I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with body spray today
Now I have this weird Axe scent
So apparently when you die, the last part of your body that stops working is your pupils..
It’s because they di-late
Funeral homes might start displaying bodies of the deceased again after Covid-19 lockdown...
But that remains go be seen.
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
A pyromaniac from my hometown accidentally killed himself in a fire, but nobody even showed up to identify the body.
I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
How did the police identify the body of a dead monk?
They checked his transcen-dental records.
So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.
But the doctor said he’ll be all right.
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
Introducing the fauna of the human body
What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?
My uncle was in a terrible accident, and lost the entire left side of his body.
What part of the body always loses?
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
Did you guys hear about the guy that had the whole left side of his body amputated?
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
What's the heaviest part of your body?
TIL: Two elephants of the same herd won’t go into the same body of water together at the same time.
It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.
After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
Which is the funniest bone in the human body?
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page 2 of Google search results.
If you were a ghost what part of the body would turn you on the most?
Of all my body parts, my fingers are the most reliable.
I can always count on them.
The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .
My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body.
I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.
When he is thirsty, what does the overconfident man say is his favorite body part?
Can you name all the bones in the body?
The sculptor was going to make a full body statue
But he stopped at the chest and called the project a bust.
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?
Puns about the body are usually corny. But puns about the eyes are even
Which part of your body is the last thing to die?
Why are pupils the last part of your body to die?
did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?
What part of the body always loses?
What part of the body loses the most?
Which part of our body lives the longest?
hey did you hear about the guy who cut off the left half of his body??
What part of the body always loses?
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