I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
which bone of the human body is the funny bone?
My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.
But the doctor said he’ll be all right.
My uncle was in a terrible accident, and lost the entire left side of his body.
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?
What part of the body always loses?
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
Introducing the fauna of the human body
Did you guys hear about the guy that had the whole left side of his body amputated?
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
What's the heaviest part of your body?
Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?
TIL: Two elephants of the same herd won’t go into the same body of water together at the same time.
It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page 2 of Google search results.
Which part of our body lives the longest?
If you were a ghost what part of the body would turn you on the most?
The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .
When he is thirsty, what does the overconfident man say is his favorite body part?
The sculptor was going to make a full body statue
But he stopped at the chest and called the project a bust.
Can you name all the bones in the body?
Puns about the body are usually corny. But puns about the eyes are even
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?
Of all my body parts, my fingers are the most reliable.
I can always count on them.
3 engineers were arguing about who designed the human body
1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity
2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one
3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body.
I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.
Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!
Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!
When you die, which part of your body is the last to die?
I told my wife I had the body of a young muscled and sexy man, she laughed real hard and me fun of me
Until she looked in the closet
Puns about the body are generally corny,
But puns about the eye are cornea.
If we can go to the gym for body building
Why can't we go to the hospital for anti body building?
What's the friskiest body part?
did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?
What part of the body always loses?
Which is the funniest bone in the human body?
What part of the body loses the most?
What part of the body always loses?
hey did you hear about the guy who cut off the left half of his body??
Have you heard about the guy who lost all his left side (of his body)?
Well, he’s all right now.
Got the left side of my body cut off.
Did you hear about the guy who lost the whole left side of his body?
After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop working?
Your pupils because they dilate...
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