Tallest Puns

A list of puns related to "Tallest"

I got to meet the tallest man in the world last week.

I was disappointed by how he looked down on everyone else.

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👤︎ u/YourLocalCreep
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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What building is the tallest?

The library, it has so many stories.

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👤︎ u/unique_juggler
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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The worlds shortest man and worlds tallest man have just robbed a bank.

The police are searching high and low for the culprits.

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👤︎ u/tiger7971
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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What’s the tallest animal known to man?

A millipede! They’re about a thousand feet

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👤︎ u/lapdog73
📅︎ May 13 2020
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Why did the world's tallest man kill himself

He had no one to look up to.

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👤︎ u/myredditaccountimade
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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The library is the tallest building in town

I hear it has thousands of stories

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👤︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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I asked the tallest man in the world if he was really 10' 4"

He said, affirmative

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition

I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?'

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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What is the tallest building in every town?

The library- it’s got the most stories 😂😂😂

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👤︎ u/bananacat29
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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I met the world's tallest vampire the other day.

His name's Count Everest. He rocks a killer widow's peak.

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👤︎ u/Batshit_Betty
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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The tallest man in the world must be depressed.

He has no one to look up to.

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👤︎ u/gluggerwastaken
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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What is the tallest store in the world?

Gamestop. It has so many levels!

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👤︎ u/OfficerLollipop
📅︎ Mar 23 2018
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What type of corn grows the tallest?

An acorn! :D

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👤︎ u/darbymowell
📅︎ Mar 08 2016
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What's the worlds tallest plant?

The Burj Khaleafa

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👤︎ u/TsunamiMage999
📅︎ Aug 20 2017
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Did you hear about the competition to find the tallest stick?

Because the stakes were pretty high.

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👤︎ u/F0xdude
📅︎ Jan 19 2017
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The new library only has 3 floors but is still the tallest building on campus

It has the most stories.

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👤︎ u/kleenecks
📅︎ Jul 26 2016
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During a conversation about the tallest structures..

Friend: I think the tallest is that building in Dubai.

Me: In Dubai?

Friend: Yeah, but I heard it's still under construction.

Me: Really? Well, do you know when it's "due by"?

Friend: ...

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👤︎ u/Kirigaya_Yuumi
📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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What is the tallest building on earth?

The library, it has the most stories

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it's got the most stories!

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👤︎ u/SmplFusuz
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library. It has the most stories

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👤︎ u/Steinemans
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library,it's got the most stories

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👤︎ u/johnybou
📅︎ May 09 2019
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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library – it’s got the most stories!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What is the tallest building in the world?

A library. It has the most stories!

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👤︎ u/LargeHamster69
📅︎ May 12 2019
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Why is the library the tallest building in the world?

Because it’s full of tales!

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👤︎ u/Kaspar-the-pissed
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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What do you call the world's tallest vampire?

Count Everest

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👤︎ u/ravendemyseri
📅︎ May 09 2018
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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, as it has the most stories!

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👤︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
📅︎ May 08 2018
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The world's tallest vampire

Count Everest

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👤︎ u/thebollard
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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What are the tallest buildings in the world?

A library because it has so many stories

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👤︎ u/fallingblades2
📅︎ Nov 02 2017
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What's the tallest building?

A library. It has hundreds of stories.

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👤︎ u/jfb1337
📅︎ Aug 30 2016
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