Did I ever tell you that I wanted to go to the beach and swim around wearing a shark fin?
Cause, every girl is crazy about a shark dressed man. 📷
Even though penguins can’t fly, they can handle some of the harshest environments.
They’re unflappable.
What country do fish move to when they retire?
Finland
EDIT: I LOVE THE COMMENTS!!! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! Please keep this going.
all about sharks
A great white shark walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, I aways had a question about shark attacks," the bartender says. "Why do you guys always swim around the victim in circles first with your fin showing?" "Simple, really," the shark replies. "People taste better without all the crap in them."
