Fish fin Puns

A list of puns related to "Fish fin"

A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,

“Currently”

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👤︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Apparently, when hungry, wild goldfish will attack any other sea creature to steal their food, except for large fish with fins.

Because then they'd they'd be jumping the shark.

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👤︎ u/MightyOtaku
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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A suspicious looking spacecraft landed on Earth to bring back to life ray-finned fish. But one spacecraft wasn't sufficient, so more arrived.

I think it was extra to restore eels

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ May 01 2020
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Dadjoked a girl on Tinder

We'd been talking for a few days, already had a plan to meet up at by this point.

Me: Hey! How's your day going?

Her: Good, thanks! Just went to Petsmart and bought medicine for my betta fish, walking home now. His fins are falling off, the poor guy.

Me: Aw, I hope he gets betta.

Her: Oh god

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👤︎ u/Quiddity99
📅︎ Nov 06 2014
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