Sweeter Puns

It was a good, old fashioned fruit punch bowl.

A rat doesn't work with your computer.

Got a most satisfying eyeroll when my wife asked me that question.

I am conflicted

Because it was too hot 🥵

The water break...

Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.

We were placing our drink orders:

"I'll have a coke."

"Is Pepsi okay?"

"I don't know, what happened to him?!"

I'm not sure if the joke went over her head, or if she was annoyed from hearing it, but she didn't laugh as much as we did.

Boss was pointing out the new dry erase boards in the conference room and asked what we thought of them.

Me: "They're pretty remarkable"

The simultaneous groan from everyone in the room made my victory that much sweeter.

Wife: I am always stuck with all these I's. Son: Now you can see better with more eyes!!

Could not control the chuckles and my wife's groans were sweeter than....topic for another day.