Knit Sweater Puns

A list of puns related to "Knit Sweater"

Why did the klepto only knit metal sweaters?

He had to...Steel wool.

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👤︎ u/fonebone45
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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A sweater can be an absolute ewe knit.
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👤︎ u/felixswan
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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People that hand make wool sweaters are part of a tight knit group.
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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she knitted him a sweater?

Gee you knit!

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👤︎ u/SloanKettering1290
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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TIFU by ruining my nieces knitted sweater...

Whoops, wrong thread.

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👤︎ u/DuskStruck
📅︎ Nov 19 2016
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Heard this joke between my friend and his dad.

Friend: "Did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater?"

Friend's dad: "Huh... I didn't even know sheep could knit."

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👤︎ u/ComedicChaos
📅︎ Feb 10 2014
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Church Shirt

My dad always says this one when he sees someone wearing a knitted sweater or a shirt like this . Dad: "Is That your church shirt?" Stranger/anybody : uhhhhh... no? Dad: "Well its holy!" always followed by a chuckle

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👤︎ u/antperspirant
📅︎ Sep 20 2013
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