We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?

It has a lot of pan-creases.

Sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunnonauker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My son did not watch were he was going and slammed faced down on hard surface

It was his own asphalt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?

They would’ve been lunatics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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The guy who created the sign CAUTION HOT SURFACE in braille...

was an evil genius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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A cat that is naturally good at navigating kitchen surfaces is counter intuitive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bargeral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Reviewers weren’t very kind to the new Surface Pro X.

It’s a fanless device.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geometer2015
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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The priest always skims through the bible on surface

Because the devil is in the details

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ing_die
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I've been thinking about manufacturing kitchen surfaces...

...but it seems counterproductive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?

Using octoPi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carlitos_segway
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..

But there are no leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you

a counter fit bill?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2017
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NASA’s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Mars’ soil composition and about what’s underneath the surface of Mars..

So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RLU763
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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You scratch the surface when you make a homemade chicken pot pie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?

He couldn’t get any up-boats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Someone broke into the hardware store and stole all hardened steel tools cutting ridges for forming or smoothing surfaces...

All the files were deleted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...

...counter productive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Too late I realized the new jar of discount mayonnaise felt light. When I opened it up the pristine surface collapsed into a large air pocket.

Yes it was a sinkhole de mayo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JazzboTN
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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I've had to sit through 4 classes about surface tension so far!

It's getting a little over the top.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jack_fergusson5
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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The surface of the Earth has a curvature. The surface of Poland...

...has a kurwature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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The surface of Mars looks identical to the Nevada desert. There's only one explanation.

NASA faked the state of Nevada.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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You know how when you put your ear on a hard surface, everything is super loud? Whenever I do it, i immediately need to run to the toilet.

Seems like i have a really bad case of earontable bowel syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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I recently replaced the surfaces in our kitchen to surprise my wife...

...and I used the cheap stuff, but it looked real, so I thought maybe it'd fool her.

No such luck. My wife is so "counter-intuitive" due to her high "counter-intelligence" that it didn't matter how "counter-productive" I'd been, she took one look at it and just knew. So instead of taking it for "granite," she threw a "counter-fit."

(Proud dad. All the jokes in this subreddit sound like ones I would make...)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustinJamm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2013
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