Superiors Puns

A list of puns related to "Superiors"

I drove around Lake Superior last Fall...

It had me fondly thinking back to the time years ago when my friend Mitchell and I toured four of the five Great Lakes one summer.

I wonder if I’ll ever see Mitch again?

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👤︎ u/worldrider1
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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We have superior cows on our farm.

They are out standing in the field.

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👤︎ u/BillyBob_TX
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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My girlfriend and I always disagree whether tea or coffee is superior, she said tea will always be there to comfort you, I said...

Tea leaves

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👤︎ u/TheKiwiBlitz
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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How does a senior manager from Texas greet his superior? /r/Big4/comments/jroq6k/h…
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👤︎ u/windsor_ty
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call someone who thinks that some birthmarks are superior to there birthmarks?

A Marxist.

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👤︎ u/lil_kibble
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.

She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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I firmly believe that rye is superior to pumpernickel in every way.

...thank you for attending my bread talk.

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👤︎ u/SawdustnRust
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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What did the meager bratwurst say to the superior side of roast beef?

What am I - chopped liver??

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👤︎ u/Bullhead20
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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There is only one superior race

The Piston Cup

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👤︎ u/SpiderKnight68
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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It’s OK to Think one race is superior

I think the 10k is by far the best race, 5ks suck

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👤︎ u/Supringsinglyawesome
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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Unicyclists think they're so superior...

Like, get off your pedal-stools.

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👤︎ u/Jacobwewo
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy

Watt the fuck

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👤︎ u/EoinTheBest123
📅︎ May 24 2018
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Jokes about Mother Superior going to the tavern are the absolute best...

...bar nun.

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👤︎ u/diplomaticDeveloper
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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What do you call a superior bed?

Bedder

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👤︎ u/Jalen2612
📅︎ Oct 19 2016
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The local church's Mother Superior has the worst drinking habit I've ever seen,

bar nun.

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👤︎ u/phiv555
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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A parish priest was next in line to be made bishop. However, dues to the longevity of his superiors, it was over a decade before he was appointed.

Just another case of long time, no see.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ Mar 01 2018
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Irish line dancers have superior form

Hands down.

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👤︎ u/randomrecombination
📅︎ Mar 24 2018
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Daughter: "Are there hurricanes on Lake Superior?"

Me: "No sweetie, those are called BRRR-icanes"

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👤︎ u/Wheresthespoonaha
📅︎ Aug 27 2017
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My dog groomer dad proclaiming their superior service...

"I Shih Tzu not!"

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👤︎ u/mattybassoon
📅︎ Apr 21 2016
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