I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.

It made a good ad visor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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People with umbrellas on a sunny day,

Are up to something shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fire_Nuke
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I was driving with my daughter on a beautiful sunny day this winter and I said "I can't believe how poor the visibility is."

She said, "What do you mean? It's perfectly clear." Pointing down I said, "I can only see four feet in front of us."

Got a pretty good groan out of that one...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebigsexy1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Working valet on this nice sunny day and I walked right into this...

I returned to my booth from parking a car and asked the captain if I missed anything. Today has been fairly slow so he tells me that I missed the sun moving about 2 degrees across the sky. Then he says, "It was the highlight of his day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaledwurm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2015
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It was the first sunny day in what felt like forever...

Brother: Thank god, finally, I thought I was going to die without the 'sun.'

Dad: look of defeat on his face, proceeds to look at my brother

I wish I could say the same.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozaw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2013
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Many years ago there was a vicious viking named RΓΌdoff.

RΓΌdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "RΓΌdoff det rΓΈde", meaning "the red".

After years of wars, and regular battles, RΓΌdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.

One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but RΓΌdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars

"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.

He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:

RΓΌdoff The Red knows rain, dear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Eulogy of an egg

He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainBoomerang1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I don’t trust those trees...

They seem kinda shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordy_life
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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My dog has a glow-in-the-dark tennis ball

We try not to leave it in the yard on sunny days, because that would lead to glow ball warming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzmore
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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A man recently immigrated to a new land were he doesn’t speak the language. His fellow workers take him to lunch everyday. One of them teaches him to order Apple Pie and Coffee for himself. For weeks, this is all he orders.

Morning, Apple Pie and Coffee. Noon, Apple Pie and Coffee. Night, Apple Pie and Coffee. Getting tired of this same meal, he asks his coworkers to teach him a new dish to order. He learns Steak and Eggs.

Waitress: Hiya hon’, Apple Pie and Coffee as usual?

Man (smiling proudly): Steak and Eggs!

Waitress: Oh! Changing it up to day! How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up, poached, fried? How would you like your steak? Rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, well? . . . . . .

Man: ... Apple Pie and Coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObiOneToo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Father in Law showed me he's still got it today...

At the zoo watching otters laze around he turned to us and goes "on a sunny day like this i bet they're getting otter otter laying there!" I had to acknowledge it was pretty quick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badshrubbery
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2016
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Technological difficulties

Me: Hey Dad why aren't the wedding photos on the cloud? I can't see them on my iPad.

Dad: I uploaded them on a sunny day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BUTT-PASTA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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I got my 5yo really good. I might be a single mother, but my father taught me well.

My 5yo daughter came running up to me after playing at the park on a very sunny day. Her: "Mommy, I'm thirsty." Me: "Hi thirsty, my name's mommy. What can I do for you?" Her: "No Mommy! I'm not thirsty! I'M THIRSTY!" Me: "Now you're not making any sense." She promptly let out a groan and stomped away.

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My Dad on The Lego Movie yesterday...

My family are all big fans of the show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, so when a trailer for The Lego Movie came on, we all paid close attention, because Charlie Day from the show has a role in it.

My dad, who was in the other room, came in and asked what we were talking about.

"The Lego Movie. A trailer just came on for it."

"Oh, I've heard great things about that I think it's going to be big."

"You think so?"

"Yeah, a real blockbuster."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eckmann88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnityEx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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