They really saxophoned it in.
It’s the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.
I couldn't see a thing!
Wait till to hear what Matt Gaetz got!
It was udder disaster
K, bye.
I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.
He was abDUCTed!
Because X is always 10.
I really dropped the ball.
...is a rather fowl way to go.
I was like Norway, dude
Because in there nothing is the matter
Apparently, nature vacuums an ab whore.
Dad: Hey we got a new vacuum. It sucks.
Me: Really?
Dad: I hope it does.
Then he proceeds to tell me another dad joke that he put on Facebook.
She wanted my help because she "...needs air in my tires and I suck." I told her that was her problem, that she should probably blow air into her tires instead!! No reaction from her...
I replied "really? I would have thought it blew."
She didn't get it
