A list of puns related to "Streamed"
He said," Streamed? Why not rivered?"
Because they needed to see a fizzier therapist.
... when he noticed that every shoot growing put of the ground was a four leaf shamrock. There were millions of them, spread out along both banks.
Being superstitious, the man assumed the place must be somehow imbued with an extraordinary amount of luck.
He sought out the owner of the land, and promptly bought it, spending everything he had to do so.
His plan was to build a small house at the site and thereby ensure he would be surrounded by good fortune for the rest of his life.
Sadly, while lifting smooth river stones to create the foundation of his dream home, he slipped on some mud, hit his head on a stone, was knocked unconscious, tumbled into the water, and drowned.
This conclusively proved to the townsfolk, that the location was not lucky at all.
The moral of this story?
Don't judge a brook by it's clover.
But it will be LIVE STREAMED.
I told her to join the club.
It's called Urine-Nation.
Nyet flix
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see whoβs best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: βWhen I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.β
βI found a bear by the stream,β says the minister, βand preached Godβs holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.β
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. βLooking back,β he says, βmaybe I shouldnβt have started with the circumcision.β
1080pee.
Whaddya think? You call it a damn cow!
[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition
This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.
The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words youβve ever heard.
The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.
. . . and exclaimed, "Dam!"
Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!
In a brook near you.
Nyetflix
My Nose will be streaming soon.
Wet
Thanks to my 9 year old daughter!
Hbo
Da Nile river
Neckflix
Crossing the Streams.
...I'll call it "Pottyfy".
You can see it on a number of streaming channels.
the original streaming service.
It makes a splash
He calls it Nyetflix
Cth-hulu.
He said "Crimea River."
eyeTunes
But, its streaming.
They're calling it Nyetflix
I said, "Well, dam..."
Only his closest family was at the funeral but they live streamed it on Zoom. Some degenerate hacked the feed and starting playing the hokey pokey audio and he kept putting his left foot in and out of the coffin. His family was initially horrified at the hack but later was able to laugh a little, out of the sheer ridiculousness of the situation. They learned to live in the moment and remember the good moments of life, and thatβs what itβs all about.
clap clap
Extreme.
A Live Saver
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