A list of puns related to "Stomach Upset"
It was a Miss Steak
Gonna have me some Tums. Gonna have me some Tums.
Frankly, it's not her bismuth.
Me: So that’s where all that crying is coming from.
Now I falafel.
It was a pour choice.
I must be black-toast intolerant.
Me: "You should tell it a joke, that'll make it feel better."
Dad: Exhales out nose
and the first cannibal says "I killed and ate a missionary yesterday, but I think he gave me an upset stomach." The second cannibal says "That's too bad. How'd you cook him?" The first cannibal says "Oh, I threw him in the giant pot of boiling water like always." The second cannibal says "Makes sense. And what did he look like?" The first cannibal says "The usual. Brown robe, rope belt, sandals." And the second cannibal says "Well there's your problem. You boiled him, and he was a friar."
Cause my stomach was upset and I was stuck in the bathroom
"no worries... Shit happens"
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