Why is an antacid the opposite of a time machine?
Because its a reflux incapacitator
Before we leave, grab antacid
and uncle alkaline.
What do ants take when they want to hallucinate ?
Antacid.
What Do You Call a Type of Medicine That You’re Related To?
Antacid
What does an ant take to get rid of heartburn?
An antacid
I'm a single mom so I feel its ok for me to post this (and it made my daughter facepalm)
If you crumble Tums over an ant hill, the ants will start making bizarre shapes from the mound...
They'll be tripping on antacid!
What's an insects favorite drug?
Antacid.
(Sorry)
Who's the best family member to call when you have indigestion?
Aunt acid. (Antacid)
How did the ant serial killer cleanly dispose of his victim’s bodies?
He dissolved them in antacid.
Ba-dum… tsss!
If ants took Tums, would they get high?
I mean, it's an antacid.
For years, scientists have been developing a new psychotropic drug derived from queen ant pheromones...
They call it antacid.
I had a stomach ache
Me: Do you have any antacids? Dad: No, but I have some uncle-acids!
