Standup Comedy Puns

A list of puns related to "Standup Comedy"

why did the FedEx driver decide to get into standup comedy as a fallback?

all his friends told him he was really good at delivery

i came up with this myself and im kinda proud ngl

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👤︎ u/JacksonCM
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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Never go to a doctor who does standup comedy on the side.

He'll leave you in stitches.

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👤︎ u/prendrefeu
📅︎ May 30 2020
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So I hear the Grim Reaper is going into Standup Comedy

Apparently he kills.

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👤︎ u/MageKorith
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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What do you call snake who switches careers from standup comedy to Canadian law enforcement?

Mountie Python

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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The trick to a good standup comedy act is to bring high quality fruit punch.

That way there's a punch line.

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👤︎ u/Trayus9
📅︎ May 24 2015
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Jokes about bipedalism are the best jokes to tell on stage.

They form the basis of standup comedy.

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👤︎ u/agsederq
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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Kenny Loggins Should Do A Song With Kenny Passwords.
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👤︎ u/HenrysTestiesRbad
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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