I told her that was excellent.
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(This is a true story.)
Excel-Ent
Others say I Excel at using them
...I'll be locked in a cell
Me: I excel at it.
I responded "Would you say you excel at it?"
The collective groan of everyone else during the training session made it all worth it
A header row sexual.
I'm Excellent
Coworker: "I couldn't understand his spreadsheet. When I make mine, I highlight x in grey, and y in green. It's very straightforward and black and white."
me: "If it's got green and yellow on it, how is it black and white?"
I really need the validation.
I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.
All it does is spreadsheet.
Cool spreadsheets.
We like to talk about spreadsheets.
When he found out, I said "I guess you just wanted to look cool."
I don't know what they're talking about, all I do is spreadsheet.
With an eggsel spreadsheet.
I was sitting on the computer doing some sort of paperwork spreadsheet (I don't remember, this was last week) and my boss brings in four of my coworkers and starts talking about what needs to get done, when it needs to be done, and how it should be done because we're in crunch time. Everyone is serious-faced, including me.
He stops momentarily and rubs his ears, commenting how it hasn't stopped ringing since this morning.
Without missing a beat, I asked him why he hasn't answered it.
I guess it really was that serious because he just glanced at me and then kept talking, and everyone else just gave me the eye.
Felt fucking amazing though!
Text conversation between me and my friend in my computer science class while we are doing an excel spreadsheet.
My friend: Hey I really messed up this spreadsheet can you send it to me when you're finished? Me: Yeah sure if I ever finish it haha. My friend: Word thanks Me: No this is Excel.
I could hear her groan from across the room.
Because it spreadsheet
How does the accountant make the bed? With Spreadsheets
We were moving into a new house and there were a pile of keys. After trying every key in all of the locks, I discovered that none of the keys fit any of the window locks.
I declared, "none of these keys fit the windows. the only windows keys I have are these" and produced a spreadsheet of windows 7 keys
Some say I have a Powerpoint for puns.
You know, when you start Excel, thats really when people start to spreadsheet.
People start to spreadsheet.
I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.
