I love working with spreadsheets.

It's something I really Excel at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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A number kept moving around on my Excel spreadsheet

I found out it was a Roamin' Numeral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Saw nice guy try to help a girl with her spreadsheet

Such an incel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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When you excel people start to spreadsheet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepissvortex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Today, the day after Ash Wednesday, my assistant discovered she actually enjoys making spreadsheets.

I told her that was excellent.

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(This is a true story.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/craic_d
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What do you call a talking tree who’s good with spreadsheets?

Excel-Ent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd0sed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Some people say I'm pretty good at using spreadsheets

Others say I Excel at using them

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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If I make any more jokes about spreadsheets...

...I'll be locked in a cell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Why do neckbeards like spreadsheets?

10D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggsnflour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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If your math teacher's name is Craig, every spreadsheet he makes is a Craigslist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donttellanyonebut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Spreadsheet...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/basheeradaku
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Interviewer: what level of expertise do you have with spreadsheets?

Me: I excel at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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One of the upper managers said "I do a lot of work in spreadsheets"

I responded "Would you say you excel at it?"

The collective groan of everyone else during the training session made it all worth it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewhashish
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2014
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What do you call someone aroused by filling in the top line of an Excel spreadsheet?

A header row sexual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtterBurrow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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I'm taking a forty-day break from spreadsheet software.

I'm Excellent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatBosh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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Dadjoked my coworker about a spreadsheet today

Coworker: "I couldn't understand his spreadsheet. When I make mine, I highlight x in grey, and y in green. It's very straightforward and black and white."

me: "If it's got green and yellow on it, how is it black and white?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tullyswimmer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
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When you start to Excel, people start to Spreadsheet.

Some say I have a Powerpoint for puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zethantheGOAT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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I love putting data into spreadsheets. Its something I Excel at.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smatt-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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