An insta-gator
And that’s the reason why I have a cast on it.
He would snap his fingers when we went under over passes.... Thought this belonged here.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
When I bought her some liquid nitrogen bubble bath.
she'd be Debris Larson.
The main chorus.
Ancient Scot Richard's Warriors: Dick's Picts
Loki - Trick pics (from my brother)
Pictures of an Adam Sandler movie: "Click" pics.
Pictures of a Kaitlin Olson character: The Mick's pics
Screenahots of these comments: Wit pics
Leaky faucet: drip pics
X1 Cumberbatch photos: Benedict pics
X2 Pope photos: Benedict pics (also works)
X3 Turncoat snaps: Benedict pics
X4 "Wong" image: Benedict pics
Legal command: Writ pics
Pictures of twigs: Stick pics
A Christmas Story scene: lick pics
Pictures of a Winter Saint: Nick pics
Syringe photos: prick pics (from a friend)
Sporting goods store images: Dick's pics.
Dan Harmon cartoon character: Rick's pics.
Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!
Because they heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Business has been Brisk, baby!
Cheese
I saw a yet-i.
Snap cackle n' pop
It’s a real head turner.
"Ugh, I baroque a string whilst trilling to fix my piano. Well, I guess i legato get a new one"
They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the world are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
Snap crackle pop
Snap-On tools!
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
It buckled under all the pressure.
Dad: Honey we got a cerial killer over here.
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
“It’s a huge waste of time, Dad,” he laughed when I objected. “I’m not learning a damn thing in the class.”
“Well, then you’re just going to have to take that class over again,” I snapped at him.
“What are you talking about?” he yelped.
“You know why, Gabe,” I said. “Those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”
It was time to cut the ties.
They walk in and see a man standing over a body with a broken neck. So they take the man into questioning and ask him why he did it, the man said “It was a snap decision”
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. . . . .
It’s all about raisin awareness.
Woah there partner, this could of been an endgame spoiler, better be more careful next time.
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
“I toad you so.”
He snapped.
(Theresa May is UK prime minister)
and make it snappy”.
I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think it’s funny. Help, I’m turning into my father.
I don't feel so good...
Every time I snap I forget the last thing I did (SNAP)
Dang, it's hoth out there.
I’d never heard or seen such a high note.
No. It was a snap.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
She was played by Debris Larson.
