Alpheidae Puns

Mizuju Ebi (水銃エビ) otherwise known by her Hero Alias, Krillun (クリリンKuririn**)**, was born with a Quirk called Alpheidae (テッポウエビ科) Alpheidae is a Mutant-type Quirk which grants Mizuju a human body, with features similar to a pistol shrimp. She can pretty much do anything a pistol shrimp can do. Similar to Froppy, she has several innate abilities, as a result of her shrimp like body.

• Big Claw: Her most effective weapon is her big claw. The claw stores moisture from her body and surroundings and shoots them with a special mechanism. The big claw has a joint which allows the bottom half of the claw to move into a right-angled position. When released, it snaps into the other part of the claw, releasing a powerful burst of hot moisture capable of long range damage and propulsion. Her bursts clock in at 60 miles an hour, she can regulate how much heat the water retains, and even use her claws in close range situations to trap and attack foes. Her training with this technique has made her body very strong and even allowed her to compensate for her lack of speed. If she overuses her claws shooting mechanism, she becomes susceptible to drying out.
• Smaller Claws: Her four smaller claws are just as devastating. Though she has a human body, these legs manifested on her body. She can walk on them, use them like whips and bindings, and strike with enough force to cut skin. They also have small hairs, that when in water are capable of delivering and understanding signals.
• Antennae, Pleon and Pleopods: She also has Antennae, Pleon and pleopods which is more just an anatomical feature than anything. Though she's thought herself to be telepathic, this was merely a means of intimidating opponents.

Statistics

• Power: 5/6 A+
• Speed: 3/6 C
• Technique: 4/6 B
• Intelligence: 3/6 C
• Sharpshooter: 5/6 A

Fun Facts

• Mizuju Ebi's name sort of works with the Horikoshi naming style. When broken down, her given name Ebi (エビ) literally translates to shrimp. As for her first name, Mizuju, when broken down we get Mizu (水) which translates to water and Ju (銃) which translates to gun. All together the name means "Water Gun Shrimp" which is appropriate considering her Quirk and appearance.
• The Hero Name Krillun was inspired by Dragon Balls Krillin. Although, it should be noted that Mizuju is also significantly taller than Krillin, standing 175cm
• Her Birthday is May 10th which is National Shrimp Day in the United States.
• She was b

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

Calcium, nickel, neon