You would think that a snail without a shell would move that bit faster..?
but it's actually more sluggish..
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︎ May 22 2021
Why are French snails faster than others?
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︎ May 01 2021
TIL: The French snails are faster than snails found anywhere else in the world.
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︎ May 28 2021
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
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︎ Jan 25 2021
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︎ May 19 2021
why do french people eat snails?
because they donβt like fast food
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Did you hear about the racing snail who removed his shell?
He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish!
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︎ May 04 2021
Where can you find a giant snail?
At the end of a giant's finger.
Edit: it helps if you say it out loud
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Snail racing
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︎ Mar 01 2021
TIL that snails can shed their shells
You'd think they'd move faster this way, but it just makes them more sluggish.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
I saw two snails fighting the other day.
They were really slugging it out.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Where do you find giant snails?
On the end of giantβs fingers.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Why did the snail work so hard?
Because he had to support a whole household all by himself.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
A snail was zipping around the neighborhood in a car with a large S on it
I told the wife "Look at that S car go!!"
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?
Just look at that escargo.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
How do you get a snail out of its shell?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I thought I'd try my hand at snail racing.
My thinking was that if I take their shells off, that they'd be lighter and quicker.
All it did was make them a bit sluggish.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Why did the snail buy a Tesla Model S?
To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What do snails become when they die?
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︎ May 09 2020
What relationship advice did the snail give to itβs friend?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Snail car
One day a snail went to a car dealership, he said to the dealer. I want a custom car, a car thatβs very fast and had a big s on the side. The dealer said ok and the snail paid. 3 weeks later the snail got a call that his car was ready. When the snail went back to the dealership for his car and the dealer asked him why he snail wanted a big s on the side, and the snail said βIβve been very slow all my life, so when Iβm going down the freeway at high speeds, I want people to look over and say look at that escargotβ
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︎ Dec 01 2020
*Snail soup*
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︎ Jul 07 2020
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What do you call a snail that plays baseball?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Said by a snail loverβ¦
"I put the 'escargot' in 'presh-escargot'."
('Precious cargo')
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Two snails pulled up next to me at a red light.
When the light turned green they sped away.
I looked to my friend and said, βlook at that S car go!β
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What do you call a snail on a ship?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
A man with a Mexican accent is delivering snails to a French restaurant.
He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"
Escargot.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What do you call a snail that gets around a lot?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What do you do when you see two snails boxing?
Nothing, you gotta let βem slug it out.
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︎ May 22 2020
What is the difference between a slug and a snail?
Snails are better shells men.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
My daughter: What species of snail is this?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What's a snail on a boat?
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︎ Feb 17 2020
I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.
It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....
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︎ Mar 31 2021
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Why do French people eat so many snails?
Because they dont like fast food
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Why do the French π«π· eat so many snails π
They donβt like fast food
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︎ Aug 29 2020
If you took the shell off a snail...
Would it be faster...
Or abit sluggish?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
You'd think snails would be faster without their shells.
But they're actually a bit more sluggish.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Why are French snails faster than American ones?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
I thought Iβd try snail racing
My tactic was if I take the shells off, theyβll be lighter and quicker,
All it did was make them a bit sluggish
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giantβs finger.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What do you call a snail thatβs lost its car?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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︎ Aug 08 2018
What do you call a snail in the Navy?
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