Cremation, the last chance for a smokin hot body
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👤︎ u/gupp06
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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Smokin' hot
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📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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Smokin hot pants imgur.com/47udMnl
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender.

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How do you know if ham is no longer sick?

It's cured.

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👤︎ u/systmgltch
📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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I was looking into my neighbor's yard when my brain started channeling Rick Springfield.
Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a grill and I want to make it mine

And he's grilling chicken thighs,
And he's smokin' racks of ribs, I just know it!
And he's holding pool parties late, late at night...

You know I wish that I had Jessie's grill...
I wish that I had Jessie's grill...

Where can I find a burger like that?
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My dad, after letting us all know he chose cremation when making end-of-life preparations

"I just want to go out with a smokin' hot body."

Good one, dad.

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👤︎ u/drewdog173
📅︎ Aug 03 2014
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While making grilled cheese sandwiches...

Dad: "Hey my grill is really hot. My grill keeps me warm. My grill is smokin! She's my number one grill."

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