what do you call a weed smoking midget?
medium
Some cows were caught smoking weed an playing poker.
Yes, the steaks were very high.
A farmer noticed some cows smoking weed and playing cards
The steaks were getting pretty high
I was surprised when I caught my son smoking weed upstairs...
I never imagined my house would have a drug attic.
Are you smoking weed in this pandemic?
Coweed-19
What did the student do after smoking weed ?
Higher Studies.
If you die from smoking weed does that mean that you were killed by a blunt object?
Video title: Neil deGrasse Tyson defends Elon Musk smoking Weed
Smoking weed in an oven...
Is a good way to get baked
Me and my brother really tries to quit smoking weed,
but it's hard, being cojoint twins.
An Imam died from smoking a lot of weed.
I guess he was stoned to death.
An Arabian woman got punished for smoking weed ...
She was stoned.
I was recently smoking weed on the floor. My wife asked me what i was doing. And i said:
I have the high ground!
When cant the cops arrest you for smoking weed?
On highway
I need to quit smoking weed. I keep getting the munchies. I think Iām starting to get a pot-belly.
I wrote my last exam after smoking some weed...
I got some high marks
my friend got caught smoking weed, this coversation ensued
Dad: so I heard he got caught for some DOOBius behavior
Me: Well let's just it was a chronic mistake
Dad: Were his parents blunt with him?
Sadly I couldn't think of another pun
I caught my cows smoking weed
The steaks were high
