what do you call a weed smoking midget?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Pauu3r
šŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Some cows were caught smoking weed an playing poker.

Yes, the steaks were very high.

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šŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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A farmer noticed some cows smoking weed and playing cards

The steaks were getting pretty high

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/yoru
šŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I was surprised when I caught my son smoking weed upstairs...

I never imagined my house would have a drug attic.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/skeeball
šŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Are you smoking weed in this pandemic?

Coweed-19

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/amankhaan
šŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What did the student do after smoking weed ?

Higher Studies.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/yaduteemon
šŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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If you die from smoking weed does that mean that you were killed by a blunt object?
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/moses10960
šŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Video title: Neil deGrasse Tyson defends Elon Musk smoking Weed
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Saiib0t
šŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Smoking weed in an oven...

Is a good way to get baked

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/hotsprings1234
šŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Me and my brother really tries to quit smoking weed,

but it's hard, being cojoint twins.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/GobAteMyHamster
šŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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An Imam died from smoking a lot of weed.

I guess he was stoned to death.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Lil_Fell
šŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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An Arabian woman got punished for smoking weed ...

She was stoned.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Correcc
šŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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I was recently smoking weed on the floor. My wife asked me what i was doing. And i said:

I have the high ground!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/gujd97
šŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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When cant the cops arrest you for smoking weed?

On highway

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/aSnowBall
šŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I need to quit smoking weed. I keep getting the munchies. I think Iā€™m starting to get a pot-belly.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/basketofgravy
šŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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I wrote my last exam after smoking some weed...

I got some high marks

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DrakeVader
šŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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my friend got caught smoking weed, this coversation ensued

Dad: so I heard he got caught for some DOOBius behavior

Me: Well let's just it was a chronic mistake

Dad: Were his parents blunt with him?

Sadly I couldn't think of another pun

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/iconic444
šŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2014
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I caught my cows smoking weed

The steaks were high

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/hotsprings1234
šŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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