Today, I asked who left their cold-smoked herrings on the ground at the market but no one answered.
Well, finders kippers.
What happened to the midget who smoked a lot of pot ?
He got medium.
What happened when Einstein smoked pot for the first time?
Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.
Bilbo Baggins lived for 131 years and smoked all his life
I guess old hobbits die hard
My wife can’t get enough smoked meats, especially smoked birds. Not me, though
I’ve quit cold turkey.
The other day, I tried to get a water feeling reptile that smoked weed back to its home, but it attacked me.
I'm not good with crock pots.
I wanted some smoked salmon
Unfortunately it quit smoking last week
Did you hear about the blade that smoked weed?
He is a buzzed saw.
I prefer to drink tea made from a marsupial that smoked a bunch of weed.
It's the only way I know to have high koala tea.
I used to know a nun who smoked cigarettes. Her fellow nuns didn't approve
Fortunately, she got out of that habit
I have a confession. I smoked over the weekend.
In my defense, it was the best chicken I've ever tasted.
I knew a girl who once smoked her own hair by accident...
Yeah, she was really burnt up about it.
So I ask my dad if he's ever smoked weed. His response...
Just once. From 1969-1978.
