What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
It doesn't matter how good the soap smells....
Never come out of the public toilets smelling your fingers.
Is it just me or does Wisconsin always smell like ass?
I assume its because of all the dairy air.
Which animal runs all day and smells of pork?
A hamster.
Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?
They have more of an Elon Musk.
If you have a runny nose and your feet smells...
...you're built upside down, mate.
A vegetable that smells like rotten automobiles
Carrot
My farts have a particular smell.
They are dis-stinked!
Why did the painting smell so bad
It was a piece ofart.
My closet has a weird smell to it. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
Next question. How did you get their little legs to spread?
The newest Tesla doesn’t come with that new car smell
It comes with an Elon Musk
(Saw something similar on r/memes and decided it was better fit here)
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
The Rock always say " Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"
He is always cooking because he's always hungry for Samoa
Where did they manufacture smells back in the day?
At the Ol' Factory.
If Smellevision existed, what channel would you smell wrestling?
Triple HBO
My florist friend asked me to smell her dianthus caryophyllus
I replied, "What in carnation is that?!?!"
COVID-19 has brought new meaning to “Wake up and SMELL the coffee.”
What’s blue and smells like red paint
Blue paint 🎨
What is blue and smells like red paint
Blue paint
What's red and smells like blue paint??
Red paint.
A Tesla doesn’t have that new car smell
They have more of an Elon Musk
Did you know Tesla’s don’t have that new car smell?
They have the Elon Musk
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
