A list of puns related to "Sleep With"
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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My 9yr old son just told me this π€ͺ
It was his Jed Eye Master.
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall
Attention whore
By: Matthew Broussard
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
It helps me dream up bright ideas.
A woman does it and suddenly, she's a lesbian.
To measure how long you slept.
... Just a blanket statement
My goldfish died!
He said it was a type of pilau.
Ending a sentence with a proposition.
A prostitutor
Last night I couldn't sleep a wink
Probably gay.
MOM: Go ο¬nd yourself a hot 23 year old girl and I'll make sure you'll once again have nothing.
But im comfortable with it.
Iβm still pissed.
They were called "Knight Lights"
He just loves taxidermy.
Butterkist her instead.
That's what I get for sleeping funny on it.
Unfortunately I can't remember the sauce material
I just love taxidermy
Surmountable
β¦but as he grows older and bigger, Daddy Balloon insists he sleeps in his own bed.
Baby Balloon doesn't like being all alone, he misses his Mommy and Daddy so much, that after a few nights, he tries to sneak back into Mommy Balloon and Daddy Balloon's bed, only to find that he had grown too big to fit in the bed with them!
He decides to let some air out of Mommy Balloon, but there's still not enough room, so he let's some air out of Daddy Balloon, but again there's not enough room, so he lets some air out of himself and finally he fits into the bed!
Well, the following morning Daddy Balloon is furious!
"I am very disappointed with you!" says Daddy Balloon. "Not only have you let your Mother down, but you have let me down and let yourself down!"
Mein Kampforter
He was tossing and turning all night.
I guess you could say the pig was a real...bed hog.
Cause you're on Helen Parr
Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over
Because if they had both legs up they would fall over!
Because if it slept with both legs up, it'll fall over.
Because if it would lift the other leg it would fall.
He's gay.
He's a gay , definitely a gay
:Because if they slept with two up they would fall over.
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