A list of puns related to "Make Love"
He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.
No bed of roses
It becomes a sectional.
Refrigerator
especially when it's on cruise control
It’s F=G(m1m2)/r^2
With other people
He’s come full circle, he’s a pun crocker.
Because I'm faux king awesome
Dude 3: I think it was Hotel California. "Last thing I remember, I was running for the door..."
Hi! My dad had a heart attack last week, then went home, less than 12 hours later was back in with a one in a million fluke chance that he'd have complication. He's been in for a week now and was told he is nothing short of a miracle. I'm pregnant and can't really go see him often in ICU because of the very very sick people, but I wanted to do something special and thought i'd ask here. He is pretty down about the whole thing, usually pretty active guy keeping himself busy but I would love to create a little book for him to cheer him up. Nothing crazy but maybe some great jokes to keep him on the cheery side I might include a little art for him too with the joke. Thanks everyone.
- Mike, 48, surgeon
I said, “What the make love are you talking about?”
"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love “cheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"
...there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.
My only question to her was, how many stories would it be?
She says it's mean but I say neigh
He had a tip off.
Two weeks to woo
They could call it Flexus.
I was showing my dad my new apartment via skype the other day. When I gave him a view of my room he comments, "Ahh look at that new work bench."
I guess you could say I'm bikecurious.
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