Make Love Puns

He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.

No bed of roses

It becomes a sectional.

especially when it's on cruise control

Refrigerator

It’s F=G(m1m2)/r^2

He’s come full circle, he’s a pun crocker.

Dude 3: I think it was Hotel California. "Last thing I remember, I was running for the door..."

Because I'm faux king awesome

With other people

Hi! My dad had a heart attack last week, then went home, less than 12 hours later was back in with a one in a million fluke chance that he'd have complication. He's been in for a week now and was told he is nothing short of a miracle. I'm pregnant and can't really go see him often in ICU because of the very very sick people, but I wanted to do something special and thought i'd ask here. He is pretty down about the whole thing, usually pretty active guy keeping himself busy but I would love to create a little book for him to cheer him up. Nothing crazy but maybe some great jokes to keep him on the cheery side I might include a little art for him too with the joke. Thanks everyone.

- Mike, 48, surgeon

I said, “What the make love are you talking about?”

...there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love “cheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

My only question to her was, how many stories would it be?

She says it's mean but I say neigh

Two weeks to woo

They could call it Flexus.

I was showing my dad my new apartment via skype the other day. When I gave him a view of my room he comments, "Ahh look at that new work bench."

I guess you could say I'm bikecurious.