A list of puns related to "Sky High"
And I tell myself βHe knows whatβs up.β
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
Canβt believe the sky high prices for tickets to see a band at the Hard Rock stadium this weekend! Anyone heard of the βSuperb Owlβ? Canβt find them on Spotify.
...but airfare is sky high.
So I was on the red-eye flying overseas to meet my buddies for an epic roadtrip adventure. I got me a first class ticket because YOLO and I always wanted to try those convertible seat/beds.
So in the morning the flight attendants serve breakfast, which includes this tasty soup with poached egg in it. They offered drinks and they had champagne so I thought why the hell not.
There were delays and when we finally landed and I got to our meet up place, my mates were already there and gotten the bong out.
They said, "Where were you while we were getting high?"
"I was having..." and I turned to them, took my sunglasses off, and said, "champagne, soup and ova in the sky."
We were talking about the eclipse and where best to go outside and look at it (with proper viewing glasses, of course). My mom asked "Where is the sun right now?"
My dad and I both responded, instantly and in unison, "It's up in the sky!"
We laughed, high fived, and my mom rolled her eyes so hard that they almost popped out of her head. Good times y'all.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
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