When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Why don't owls fly in a V formation?
Because if they did they'd be vowels.
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"
"No" he said, "It kills them"
My dog happily chased a fly around the house, eventually nabbing it in one chomp.
I guess it's true: time's fun when you're having flies!
A fly and a flea were trapped in a flue...
“Let’s flee!” Said the fly,
“Let’s fly!” Said the flea,
And they flew through a flaw in the flue...
Did you hear about the fly that landed in a soda?
It was a soft drink he’s alright.
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
Why do swallows fly south in winter?
Because it is too far to walk
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2. But the real question is, how did they get in there?
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
Daughter: Eww! There's a fly in my water
Dad: Don't worry, it won't drink very much
Scenes from last night's dinner table
Did you hear about the giant fly that was in the local police station?
Apparently they had to call the SWAT team
Why do birds fly in a V-shape?
because it takes too long to walk in a V-shape
A fly landed on the edge of a urinal and fell in.
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
Why the heck do cockroaches in India and Japan fly?
Because they are insects, it's a feature...not a bug.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two, I'm still not sure how they got in there though.
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
The Waiter whispers: "Quiet down, or everyone will want one"
Why do ducks in a lake always fly away when you run up to them?
Just found a fly in my beer. My buddy asked if I was buzzed.
Say theres a bunch of flys in a kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy?
When they fly in for the weekend
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?
When geese fly in a Vee, do you know why one side of the Vee is longer than the other?
There's more geese on that side
Did you ever notice when geese fly in a 'V', one side is longer? Want to know why?
There's more geese on that side.
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
When birds fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?
Because there's more birds in it.
Sometimes when birds fly, they fly in a V shape, and sometimes one side of that V is longer than the other. You know why that is?
There's more birds on that side.
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just 2, just don't ask how they got in there.
When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
There’s more birds on one side.
When birds fly in a "V" do you know why one side is longer than the other?
Theres more birds on that side.
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two... but how did they get in there?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two.But you got to get them in there first.
What do police do when there's a fly annoying everyone in the station?
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