Silver, Aluminum, and Palladium were telling their friend Iron about their awesome trip to Tijuana
They said, βyou should come next time, man, the air is simply wonderfulβ
Iron responded, βI appreciate the offer, but Iβm just too FeOβ
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︎ Oct 17 2022
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...
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︎ Apr 20 2022
By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly
"A man who lays with another man should be stoned"Edit : Thanks for the silver kind strangers
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︎ Aug 27 2022
My car was haunted so I called an exorcist who expelled the ghost. When the bill came, it was too expensive for me to pay.
So my car was repossessed.
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︎ Oct 13 2022
A scientist weighed a rainbow
And found it it was pretty light
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︎ Oct 06 2022
A gold atom and a silver atom see each other from across the street.
The silver atom says βA, u!β
The gold atom says βA, g!β
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︎ Apr 30 2022
When digging for gold or silver, sometimes youβll encounter an obstacle that you didnβt expect. Try not to get too frustrated.
Itβs only a miner inconvenience.
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︎ May 26 2022
The best way to kill vampires is to set out a few trays of snacks laced with silver.
Itβs called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
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︎ May 22 2022
What kind of a silver bullet does this need?
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︎ Oct 03 2021
I went to a fancy dress party as Long John Silver and somebody else was wearing a similar outfit.
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︎ May 20 2022
why couldnβt the jalapeΓ±o do archery?
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︎ Jul 26 2022
Where does a pirate buy his hook?
The second hand store
Edit: thanks for the silver!!
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︎ Aug 03 2022
Have you heard about Shortbread?
They're not making it any longer.
Edit
Thanks for the silver, my first ever!!!! So this is what winning at life feels like
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︎ Sep 28 2022
It can be hard to use the name of metallic elements in a normal sentence.
Or so Iβm lead to believe.
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︎ Sep 12 2022
How do you eat a hard drive?
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︎ Jun 18 2022
What did gold say to silver?
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︎ Feb 06 2022
Little known fact, the death star was measured in feet...
Only because they wanted to use imperial units
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︎ May 04 2022
Finally, Iβve sorted out my Swedish coin collection.
Theyβre now all in kronalogical order.
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︎ Oct 01 2022
What did the math teacher say when he died and reincarnated into an Oak tree
Geometry!
Edit: Thank you so much for the silver!!! Never thought i would get one!!
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︎ Aug 25 2022
Iβm worried about my Uncle. Heβs obsessed with owning every Beatles album on vinyl.
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︎ Aug 29 2022
Hereβs one from my little sister (6). Why did the girl bring toilet paper to the party.
Cause sheβs a party pooper
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︎ Apr 17 2022
Why did the dinosaur put beef bullion in his hot water heater tank?
He wanted to go extinct in a meatier shower.
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︎ Sep 06 2022
I tried telling a joke about finding gold butβ¦
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︎ Sep 06 2022
Why did the chicken walk under the cow?
To get to the udder side.
Edit: thanks for the silver awards.
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︎ Aug 12 2022
If you are a tiny step behind gold you get a silverβ¦
But if you step on tiny gold you get a sliver.
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︎ Feb 24 2022
Silver sees gold walking down the street.
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︎ Dec 14 2021
Iβm addicted to collecting Beatles albums.
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︎ Jul 05 2022
My phlebotomist told me a Dracula joke, to calm me down..
I asked if she knew any other jokes in the same vein.
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︎ Jul 14 2022
What did Jesus say when he was constipated?
Why has poo forsaken me?!
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︎ Aug 12 2022
I threw all of my belongings off a mountain yesterday
And thatβs when things started going downhill.
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︎ Sep 26 2022
Tequila may not fix your life.
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︎ Aug 09 2022
You see the races at the vampire Olympics?
I heard they were neck and neck!
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︎ Sep 04 2022
I bought 75% of shares in a vampire hunting business.
I'm the main stakeholder.
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︎ Mar 05 2022
Did you hear about the Knife, Fork, and Spoon who got lost?
They didn't know silver-where to go!
No?
Ok I'll see myself out-
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︎ Aug 09 2022
The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying.
And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.(Obligatory thank-you edit for the silver!)(Narwhal! Narwhals are cool!)
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︎ Aug 30 2022
Went to the Dr's, "There seems to be a few spoons stuck in my throat!!"
Dr says, "There's nothing to worry about. You just need to have utensils taken out."
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︎ Jul 31 2022
My wife yelled at me for telling our son too many dad jokes after he got in trouble at school.
I agreed and said that was enough pun-ishment for now.
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︎ Apr 17 2022
Iron man is female
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︎ Jan 28 2022
Do you prefer gold or silver?
Because for me it's either ore.
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︎ Jun 07 2021
The closest I have come to being a professional comedian.
At the farmers market they told me ears of corn were a dozen for $10 or a dollar each. I said "ooh so you've got pirate corn?!?!". And he gave me a quizzical look... I said "It's a buccaneer!" And he groaned and gave me a free ear of corn.
I got paid for my comedy, that means I'm a professional right??
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︎ Feb 05 2022
Why do pirates like wearing gold necklaces?
So they can have their own treasure CHEST!
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︎ Jun 27 2022
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale
"No," I said. "It's to look at."
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︎ May 08 2022
Did you know that Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up once?
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︎ May 12 2022
If ironman and silver surfer teamed up..
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︎ Apr 21 2022
What if Iron man and Silver surfer teamed up?
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︎ May 15 2021
If Ironman and Silver Surfer team up...
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︎ Oct 26 2021
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