A list of puns related to "Shaven"
At the job interview, the manager of the company greeted the applicant and upon noticing his facial hair, promptly asked the man how attached he was to the beard.
The man, tugging on his facial hair, replied “very.”
Ensure her legs are queen shaven...
Agent Zero Zero Shaven
Im 24 years old and ever since I can remember my dad has been clean shaven, and he's been growing his beard out recently. ME:why don't you shave? It's always been clean shaven since I was born. DAD:there was no hair when I was born either. Mom rolls eyes and leaves the room. He snickers..
My dad always joked with me wanting me to shave my face, and of course once one of my friends comes to visit my house he gets them on his side. I then said to my clean-shaven dad "you're just jealous because you have nothing on your face".
To which he replied "I've had many things on my face". I was literally speechless, whilst doing a silent type of laughing as my friend had a very awkward expression on his face.
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