And start calling them “pencil shorteners”. We’ll see how long my family can take it
It was full of useful pointers.
I don’t see the point.
So you always get the point!
Pennsylvania
Dad: What do you need it for, Hungry?
Hungry holds up a broken pencil
Dad: Well, I don't see the point.
A lot of people thought it was great, but I didn't see the point.
One gets incarcerated, the other is in-car-serrated
You're pointless.
It’s very dull at the beginning.
Forget about it....it's pointless!
Can you imagine all of the shavings?
Pointless
The lumberjack responded, “And you will dialogue.”
My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, “Oh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!”
To which I responded, “Meatier than what? Campbell’s Chunky Soup?”
I said “I was just trying to make a point”.
There's no point.
I got some great shavings.
He is very whet-y.
I really need to hone them.
When they see the pencil they tell me I make a good point.
What's the point?
I lost the point
I just don’t see the point in it.
...and my wife asked, "hows your knife sharpening going?"
"I think I made my point," I replied.
There's just no point.
The eraser replied "you have a point."
-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.
[Mom, dad, SO, I eating Chinese food before Billy Joel concert]
[Finishing up, dad notices bunch of fortune cookies left in the box to be thrown out]
Dad: "You gonna throw all these away?"
Mom: "...are you gonna eat all of them?"
Me: "No reason to throw them out, they're worth a fortune.........."
.......It sounded much better before I typed it all out, I hope it comes across as good as it did that night.
...when I asked him why he said because of his age he didn't really see the point.
As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.
Any help would be appreciated!
Knife to be here in this community
When he got home I asked him what he thought of the session. He says "the material was incredibly dull, and there was no point in the end."
Because they're stationary.
