Making external auditory sensors for automobiles is an employable skill
You can make a car ear doing it
We were talking about motion sensors, when my dad said...
"I used to have a motion sensor. We called them mood rings."
Saw this in traffic, and was told to post here too.
My wife is currently in the hospital having contractions.
They hooked up the monitoring belt to her and I asked the nurse if the sensors could send data to my phone. She said no, but I was really hoping for push notifications.
Why do US Navy vessels keep crashing?
Because America has no sensor ship.
My Dad's Wilder Times
While installing the sensor wires on our new garage door:
Me: "Dad, I need strippers."
Dad: "Son, I haven't had strippers around me for a long time."
I feel like this joke is underappreciated on /r/todayilearned.
http://goo.gl/4RBWVA
tl;dr: TIL During the 2014 Sochi Olympics, Russians got free passes on the Moscow subway system if they did 30 squats in front of a motion sensor
/u/SayLem37: "How did the sensor know they were russian?"
/u/eatnubmer1: "They did the squats quickly."
