What movie a dentist doesn't want to see?
I recall going to see the movie titanic
I had a bad sinking feeling about the end
Did you see the movie about constipation?
You didn't?
It's cause it never came out.
Did you see the movie about the invention of tampons?
Yeah, it's a period piece.
Did you see that Fast and Furious movie coming out?
It will be the fuel-good movie of the year.
Did you see the movie about the fast moving grave?
I couldn't follow the plot.
I wanted to see the new Star Wars movie today, but every showing was sold out
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
Did you guys see the preview for the movie about the worlds biggest 18-wheeler?
It was one really long trailer.
Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated arrr!
A cannibal took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie
"Gladiator?"
"No I really miss her"
Hey, you wanna go see a movie?
Did you see the movie about the cinnamon roll?
You should prebook to see the new Sonic movie.
Why didn't my mom let me see the pirate movie?
I asked my friend if he wanted to see that new Stephen King movie adaptation and it felt like a betrayal when he declined.
"It 2, Brute?" I had asked.
Why couldn't the young pirate see the adult movie?
My religious mother asked me if the movie we were going to see had either (A) sex or (B) violence in it
Why was the kid not allowed to see the new pirate movie?
I went to go see a movie about an emo
I'd say it was cutting edge
My former wife highly recommended a movie that I should take the kids to see, but I didn’t think it was appropriate.
Did you see the new movie about the podium that eats people?
It's called "Hannibal Lectern."
I went to see the new pirate movie.
Trying to see a movie with my dad
Me: There's this movie called The Eagle Huntress
Dad: Isn't that illegal?
Me: Well it's set in Kazakhstan. I think it's legal there.
Dad: No, it's definitely Ill-Eagle
Did you see the movie where Vince Vaughn plays a statue?
I was considering going to see a movie about a mathematician...
But the reviews say that it's derivative.
Did you see the new movie about maple syrup?
It starts out sappy but ends up sweet.
Anyone want to see the Imax movie about the leader of the Satyrs?
Go ahead and skip it, turns out it was widely Panned.
What did the vacuum say when the blow dryer took him to see a cheesy movie?
"This sucks."
What did the blow dryer say in retort?
"Blow me."
Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated arrr!
Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated arrr!
Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated arrr!
A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie.
Gladiator?
No, I really miss her.
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